> In my experience (hi there, female type person here, yes we do read this stuff), that's not at all necessary.
No. You just lead the poor, socially maldjusted geek guys to BELIEVE you MIGHT. Then your power over them is complete. Even if you never so much as look at them again.
Nice retort. Never quite understood the expression "put out", as it takes minimal effort on the female person's part, really.... if they're so (ahem) inclined.
Yep. The putting out is only necessary if you want to advance to middle-management.
The corollary to this rule is that if the woman is a complete bitch and appears prone to suing for sexual harassment or such accusations, she'll advance because people want to get rid of her, but can't find a legitimate reason to fire her without getting accused of sexual discrimination.
I should note, it's not that women are like this as a whole. It's that a field where bullshitting yourself through work is relatively easy, a
2. Never use, or even think of, the word "goddess" in reference to yourself or other women.
But... the webcomics taught me that a woman can just say 'boobies' and turn a room full of men into gibbering drooling drones willing to go along with whatever the woman's demands are? I suppose the only thing more unfunny after the first 3 iterations of that joke are the women that actually buy into that idea. You know that you've seen/heard them on your message boards or in-game voice-chat.
Fine, you're a goddess,
What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance?
Simple (Score:5, Funny)
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See my journals [slashdot.org] (NSFW) for 2. Actually you probably don't have to, you can guess from the "NSFW" considering what 3 is.
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I want my 30 seconds back.
How To Be A Geek Goddess (Score:3, Funny)
How To Be A Geek Goddess
I want to be Athena!
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Yea, i read it as "greek goddess" as well
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1. Be a woman. 2. ?????? 3. Profit!
2. Put out.
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> 2. Put out.
In my experience (hi there, female type person here, yes we do read this stuff), that's not at all necessary.
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> >2. Put out.
> In my experience (hi there, female type person here, yes we do read this stuff), that's not at all necessary.
No. You just lead the poor, socially maldjusted geek guys to BELIEVE you MIGHT. Then your power over them is complete. Even if you never so much as look at them again.
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Type?, i didn't know there where more options than color
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Same AC again...
"You just lead the poor, socially maldjusted geek guys to BELIEVE you MIGHT"
This is typically effected by a) having breasts and b) saying "hello".
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Like I said....
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But that only works for the weak-minded geek. The strong-willed turn it back around and make YOU chase THEM!
Before you know it, you're asking him to marry you and have his offspring. ;) ... at least that's how it worked for me!
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Nice retort. Never quite understood the expression "put out", as it takes minimal effort on the female person's part, really.... if they're so (ahem) inclined.
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Yep. The putting out is only necessary if you want to advance to middle-management.
The corollary to this rule is that if the woman is a complete bitch and appears prone to suing for sexual harassment or such accusations, she'll advance because people want to get rid of her, but can't find a legitimate reason to fire her without getting accused of sexual discrimination.
I should note, it's not that women are like this as a whole. It's that a field where bullshitting yourself through work is relatively easy, a
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So I got a chance then, right? Hello? Where do I send $?
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You can submit a patch (Score:1, Redundant)
Look here [lkml.org] to see how step (1) is done in the Linux kernel. Sourceforge has more details [sourceforge.net]
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Re:Simple (Score:4, Insightful)
2. Never use, or even think of, the word "goddess" in reference to yourself or other women.
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2. Never use, or even think of, the word "goddess" in reference to yourself or other women.
But... the webcomics taught me that a woman can just say 'boobies' and turn a room full of men into gibbering drooling drones willing to go along with whatever the woman's demands are? I suppose the only thing more unfunny after the first 3 iterations of that joke are the women that actually buy into that idea. You know that you've seen/heard them on your message boards or in-game voice-chat.
Fine, you're a goddess,